Game AI isn't intelligent. It's state machines, search, and scoring arranged to feel like judgment, with real, runnable code from FSMs to local LLM dialogue.
Can't keep up! is not a hardware message. It's the server telling you a tick took longer than 50ms, and almost every cause is a default nobody changed. Here's what actually moves MSPT, with the flags that are now wrong and the setting that isn't where every guide says it is.
There is a fifteen-year fork tree underneath every Minecraft server, and most admins copy a jar without knowing what's in it. Here's the whole chain, with the code — including the config key most DAB guides get wrong.
Java has been declared dead approximately forty times since 1995. It still runs Minecraft, Android, LinkedIn, Twitter's backend, and the financial systems that process your paycheck. Here is what the language actually is, how the JVM works, and why it refuses to die.
